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Mystery Book Club at Connie Morella

Squeeze Me by Carl Hiassen

2025-11-25 18:30:00 2025-11-25 19:30:00 America/New_York Mystery Book Club at Connie Morella Join us to discuss Squeeze Me by Carl Hiassen. Connie Morella Library -

Tuesday, November 25
6:30pm - 7:30pm

Add to Calendar 2025-11-25 18:30:00 2025-11-25 19:30:00 America/New_York Mystery Book Club at Connie Morella Join us to discuss Squeeze Me by Carl Hiassen. Connie Morella Library -

Join us to discuss Squeeze Me by Carl Hiassen.

Come join the Connie Morella Mystery book club! We will be reading mysteries, thrillers and whodunits together every month. This November, we will be discussing Squeeze Me by Carl Hiassen.

From the author of Skinny Dip and Razor Girl, a hilarious, New York Times best-selling novel of social and political intrigues, set against the glittering backdrop of Florida's gold coast.

It's the height of the Palm Beach charity ball season: for every disease or cause, there's a reason for the local luminaries to eat (minimally), drink (maximally), and be seen. But when a prominent high-society dowager suddenly vanishes during a swank gala, and is later found dead in a concrete grave, panic and chaos erupt. Kiki Pew was notable not just for her wealth and her jewels--she was an ardent fan of the Winter White House resident just down the road, and a founding member of the POTUSSIES, a group of women dedicated to supporting their President. Never one to miss an opportunity to play to his base, the President immediately declares that Kiki was the victim of rampaging immigrant hordes. This, it turns out, is far from the truth.

The truth might just lie in the middle of the highway, where a bizarre discovery brings the First Lady's motorcade to a grinding halt (followed by some grinding between the First Lady and a love-struck Secret Service agent). Enter Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler extraordinaire, who arrives at her own conclusions after she is summoned to the posh island to deal with a mysterious and impolite influx of huge, hungry pythons . . .

Copies of the book can be picked up at the front desk at the Connie Morella Library, or you can borrow a digital copy from our online collection here.

Questions about this program? Contact the branch 240-777-0970

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